Episode 65

This is Episode 65 of Dice, Camera, Action.

The Party
(Anna) Evelyn - Human Paladin of Lathander

(Holly) Strix - Tiefling Sorcerer

(ProJared) Diath - Human Rogue

(Nathan) Paultin - Human Bard

(Ross) Wumba - Batiri Goblin

The Zombie Dinosaur
The group travels for 3 days down a river. Waffles runs on the shore, following along. Evelyn flies next to the boat.

They spot a wukka nut tree. Wukka nuts glow.

Technical Issues--

The group makes camp. Wumba is now with them. Chumba and Wumba have formed a battle stack, a batiri goblin tactic where they ride on each others shoulders and attack as one entity. In this case, the bottom of the two goblins is invisible.

A zombie tyrannosaurus rex enters their camp and roars. Holly transforms it into an axebeak. Polymorph lasts for 1 hour.

Chumba wants to go swing at the polymorphed dinosaur. The group begs him not to. He doesn't know that hitting it will turn it back into its original form.

Diath tries to stop him, but poor Jared rolls bad. The goblin muscles him out of the way.

Chumba attacks the axebeak, but misses. He uses an action surge to try again. He hits it, and it turns back into the t. rex.

Chumba and Wumba
Wumba takes a selfie with his scrying orb, even though he's invisible. Chumba disengages and flees, abandoning his brother. The t. rex pursues Chumba and hits him, doing 24 points of damage. It swallows him!

Strix casts enlarge on Evelyn, so she can have a kaiju battle with the undead dinosaur. Evelyn is now 10 feet tall. The t. rex is 30 feet tall.

Evelyn does a pile of damage and the t. rex is bloodied. Dragonbait climbs inside the t. rex to look for Chumba. Diath says, "Don't you dare find him!"

Wumba throws his last will and testament at Diath, does a shadow of the colossus climb and tries to hack into the t. rex. His roll: a 2. Wumba is swallowed by the t. rex.

Chumba makes his first death save. A 2. Strix fireballs the t. rex, assuming the goblins are dead. Dragonbait's in there, too.

Diath attacks the t. rex and does a measly 4 damage, but It only had 2 left! It's dead and topples over. Things are moving in there. Evelyn assumes its Dragonbait.

She slices it open with Treebane and Dragonbait falls out. He's got Chumba. 5 zombies come crawling out after him.

The heroes start hacking into the zombies. Chumba wakes up. He's alive.

Strix polymorphs a zombie into an axebeak. The group quickly destroys the zombies.

The heroes retrieve Wumba's body. Wumba makes a death save... natural 20! He's up! End of session.