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This is [[Episode]] 88 of [[Dice,_Camera,_Action|Dice, Camera, Action]]. {{#ev:twitchvod|v246560238|600||||}} == Summary == === Episode 88 - The Awful Crew === ==== The Party ==== ([[Anna Prosser Robinson|Anna]]) [[Evelyn Marthain|Evelyn]] - Human Paladin of Lathander ([[Commander Holly|Holly]]) [[Strix]] - Tiefling Sorcerer ([[ProJared]]) [[Diath Woodrow|Diath]] - Human Rogue ([[Nathan Sharp|Nathan]]) [[Paultin Seppa|Paultin]] - Human Bard ([[Chris Perkins|Chris]]) [[Umpox]] - Imp ==== The Clones ==== [[File:88evildiath.png|thumb|http://www.blackseafoam.com/]] Last time, the group tricked Death and learned how to use a shadow crossing. [[Strix]] has polymorphed her friends into mice. They're hiding in her hat as three hags confront her. The hags: * One hag has two coins over her eyes and ants crawling over her skin. * Another wears a string of children's teeth around her neck and has a peg leg. * The third one has a sack on her head. Peeking out of a hole in the bag is a dog and a viper. The hags, known as the [[The Sewn Sisters|Sewn Sisters]], want some hair from the heroes. The group decides to go ahead and hand it over. They think that maybe the hags can bring [[Evelyn Marthain|Evelyn]] back. Meanwhile, in [[Port Nyanzaru]], there's another [[Strix]], [[Paultin Seppa|Paultin]], and [[Diath Woodrow|Diath]] walking around. They are 3rd level. [[Chris Perkins|Chris]] gives the DM chair over to Anna. The group describes the Awful Crew: * [[Evil Diath]]: Less scars, looks 29 years old, wears clothes from [[Port Nyanzaru]]. He lets a single hair dangle in his face. * [[Evil Strix]]: Shorter horns, hair is matted, disgusting, and slicked-back. Her tail is out, she has long black claws, and parts of her are rotten. * [[Evil Paultin]]: Looks like [[Count Strahd von Zarovich|Strahd]]. * [[Umpox]]: [[Chris Perkins|Chris]] is playing the hag's assistant imp. He's thin, has bat wings, and a scorpion tail. He holds an eyeball. This is eventually revealed to be the hag eye of [[the Sewn Sisters]]. ==== The Mission ==== [[Evil Diath]] has a black bag made of stitched skin. When a body is placed in it, the body is transported to the hags. This only works on creatures that have an evil alignment. [[Umpox]] is usually invisible. When not, he assumes the form of a rat, a raven, or a spider. [[Evil Strix]] snatches a rat off the street and bites its head off as she scans the area for evil creatures. They don't spot any evil creatures. [[Evil Paultin]] decides to cast ''crown of madness'' on a fishmonger and have him start beating people with fish. As chaos ensues, they watch a young girl creep up, steal a fish, and flee. They grab her. [[Evil Diath]] asks her, "Hasn't anyone ever told you that stealing is wrong?" He sticks her in the bag. He makes a performance check to make it like a magic trick to throw off bystanders and rolls a 19. The Awful Crew has met their quota for the day. They want to go get a drink. [[Evil Strix]] feels the urge to burn something, and begins casting fire spells whilst cackling. Three dinosaur riders take offense to this and chase the group. [[Evil Diath]] tries to jump onto a rooftop and do some assassin's creed maneuvers. It doesn't go well. [[Evil Paultin]] checks his pocket watch and approaches an alleyway that has a hipster alley bar. He grabs a table. One of the dinosaur riders is a huge, muscled dude. His name is Shmon Shmeena. He's wearing jorts. He punches [[Umpox]]. [[Evil Strix]] cuts off Shmeena's hand. [[Evil Paultin]] is snapping his fingers, trying to get service. There is one remaining enemy on a dinosaur. [[Evil Diath]] gives him an intense eyebrow raise. A dinosaur bites [[Evil Diath]] for quite a bit of damage. The allosaurus is enraged, attempting to murder him. ==== Restaurant Brawl ==== [[Evil Paultin]]'s being a rude customer. Here comes the chef. It's Shmulk Shmogan. He's holding a plate of spaghetti. "Whatcha gonna do when Shmulkamania runs wild on you?" A waitress spits in [[Evil Paultin]]'s glass. [[Umpox]] lands on the shoulder of Marsha, the waitress. He tries to pluck her eye out. He does. Then he drops the eye in [[Evil Paultin]]'s moonshine. [[Evil Paultin]] drinks it anyway. [[Evil Strix]] is on a dinosaur. She's hit with three arrows and she's down, making death saves. [[Evil Diath]] chases off the enemies and drags [[Evil Strix]] to safety. Shmulk Shmogan is giving [[Evil Paultin]] the dreaded airplane spin. [[Evil Paultin]] barfs spaghetti and moonshine. [[Evil Paultin]] unleashes a ''thunderwave'' that causes Shmogan to back off. The restaurant's name is Pastamania. [[Evil Diath]] is going to jump off a table and bodybag this dude. [[Evil Paultin]] tries to hit the Shmulkster with moonshine, but rolls bad. [[Umpox]] tries to revive [[Evil Strix]], but rolls a 1. End of session. {{Episode nav|state=expanded}} [[Category:Episodes]]
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