This is Episode 96 of Dice, Camera, Action.
Summary[ | ]
Episode 96 - Eyes on the Prize[ | ]
The Party[ | ]
(Anna) Evelyn - Human Paladin of Lathander
(Holly) Strix - Tiefling Sorcerer
(ProJared) Diath - Human Rogue
(Dani) Wandala - Half-Elf Sorcerer
(Travis McElroy) Magnus Burnsides - Human Fighter/Rogue
The Yawning Portal[ | ]
The group enters the Yawning Portal, a tavern in Waterdeep famous for its well which leads into the legendary dungeon known as Undermountain. Durnan, owner of the tavern, allows Waffles the owlbear to come in. Strix is allowed to go into the kitchen to cook a pie. There's a person playing a lute. Paultin asks for it, and plays a little ditty.
Diath sits down with agents of the Zhentarim. Diath shakes hands with one guy who has a ring. Chris says to make a save. Jared gets nervous. Chris is kidding.
Evelyn is watching Paultin play, hearts are rising up out of her. Simon is missing. Paultin immediately stops and runs off to find him. Simon is safe, he made friends with some little kids.
A flying snake swoops into the tavern. It has a message from Renaer Neverember (son of Lord Dagult Neverember, former ruler of Waterdeep). His operatives are looking for the Stone of Golorr. It is believed that Dagult made the stone.
The pie is done. Strix brings it out.
The Zhentarim ask the heroes to go find Renaer. He's at an event called "ChairCon". It's a chair convention, where people go and sit.
This is a high class kind of thing, so the group considers getting nice clothes. Nate wants a Strix makeover montage. Strix is not happy, but agrees to it. What does she look like? The group lets Anna decide. Strix ends up with a big collar and a jaunty hat.
Paultin leaves Simon with the kids he made friends with. He gives Simon advice - "sleep dart". He points out that. tThere better not be any dead children when he gets back.
Diath is leaving some weapons behind. Gutter asks him what he's doing. Paultin chucks the sword aside and heads to ChairCon.
ChairCon[ | ]
The heroes ride in a coach and are brought to a wealthy area of the city. Through the gate, they see nobles in fine attire. Women in hats. Gardens, tiny brooks along paths that have strategically-placed chairs. This con is part outside and part inside. Men are letting women sit.
The guards don't seem to mind that Evelyn has weapons. Diath is relatively unarmed. Security seems nonexistent. They notice that the guard at the front is a poseur. He doesn't look like a trained soldier.
Warrington is here. He calls out, "Quite an experience, DingDong!"
Paultin approaches a man and asks him where Renaer Neverember is. The man swoons and leads the group to Renaer. Renaer is talking to Travis's character, Magnus. Magnus accidentally knocks a chair over, and upsets Renaer. "That's on loan..."
Renaer is playing the piano. Paultin takes out the lute and accompanies him.
Magnus thinks he recognizes Diath. He asks Diath how old he is. Diath had taken a potion of youth long ago, so he's 21.
Reanaer asks Strix who she is. She introduces herself and he kisses her hand. She recoils.
There are screams downstairs. The front doors slam shut. The group go running toward the danger. Strix offers to protect Renaer.
Downstairs, there's a noblewoman with a third eye. She's looking around and casts her glance u the stairs. Another noblewoman does the same. A door is smashed open. Bugbears and goblins run through. The women point at the group, and the goblinoids charge.
Evelyn and Magnus both have their flaming swords out. Magnus's sword has a scorpion tail on it.
A chair that Magnus made is down here. It is called the "Sitboy 5000". It reclines. Paultin sits in it. Chris wants a sit check. Critical! There's a bunch of buttons on the chair. He presses them all.
Diath asks Renaer if he knows what the Stone of Golorr is. Renaer doesn't want to answer.
Holly casts animate object on the piano. It goes stomping toward the monster.
Evelyn cuts down a noblewoman. The middle eye on her forehead disappears. Then she kills the other one.
There are 20 goblinoids. Paultin unleashes a level 5 thunderwave that hits 12 of them. A chandelier explodes, raining crystal down on the whole area. He kills many of them. Paultin looks cool.. then he throws up.
Magnus tears through about 6 goblins, his sword does tons of damage. One goblin is left, he pees.
Evelyn is very impressed.
Diath uses his new magic dagger for the first time! Rolls a one. Jared is sad.
A new creature enters the fray. It's a dwarf who is missing a hand - a crossbow attached to the stump. He looks at Evelyn and tells her that the people of Waterdeep must suffer for their greed.
She tells him that "The Morninglord, in his infinite grace, loves even you."
He goes, "I've been wrong all these years." He has been converted to Lathander. His name is Naska.
Strix is shocked that Evelyn keeps converting randos.
The animated piano flips over and falls on Magnus. Strix tries to polymorph some goblins into snowbirds.
Paultin gives Magnus bardic inspiration. He throws the piano and crushes 3 goblinoids to death. The piano is ruined.
One bad guy is getting away. He's riding a zip line down to a coach. Strix gets on her broom and chases him. Magnus charges through the stained glass window.
Paultin dimension doors outside. It looks like the dungsweepers guild used their brooms to bar the doors.
The group catches up to the coach. End of Session.
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